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Stenographers’ Twelve Days of Christmas

NCRA Director Jason Meadors, FAPR, RPR, CRR, CRC, a freelance reporter from Fort Collins, Colo., had some fun making this holiday favorite steno-friendly. We share it here with best wishes for a happy holiday from the entire NCRA Board of Directors.

Stenographers’ Twelve Days of Christmas

NCRA style

On the first day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

A file that was error free!

On the second day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the third day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Five copy orders!

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Six Internet disruptions

Five copy orders!

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Seven over-talkers

Six Internet disruptions

Five copy orders!

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Eight disgruntled members

Seven over-talkers

Six Internet disruptions

Five copy orders!

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Nine face masks falling

Eight disgruntled members

Seven over-talkers

Six Internet disruptions

Five copy orders!

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Ten toilet rolls a-missing

Nine face masks falling

Eight disgruntled members

Seven over-talkers

Six Internet disruptions

Five copy orders!

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Eleven new disasters

Ten toilet rolls a-missing

Nine face masks falling

Eight disgruntled members

Seven over-talkers

Six Internet disruptions

Five copy orders!

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my stenographer gave to me

Twelve miracles by staffers

Eleven new disasters

Ten toilet rolls a-missing

Nine face masks falling

Eight disgruntled members

Seven over-talkers

Six Internet disruptions

Five copy orders!

Four callers dropped

Three screens froze

Two canceled trials

And a file that was error free!

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