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CHAPTER ONE “‘How long has the subject been dead?’ This is the question most commonly asked in the field of forensic pathology.” The speaker paused…
By Sarah Maksim When I was a student just starting to learn my theory, I was given a writer that I’m sure most of you…
Where do you get your tech help? Q. I think that text messages can be printed in some way. Perhaps Mr. Doe could provide me…
Cryptographs (Mr. Jones was conducting the deposition by phone.) MR. JONES: And for the record, I can hear writing going on, and I just want…
Major degree Q. Has your son expressed whether he intends to pursue any specific degree? A. Well, he has always wanted to be an engineer.…
Preparation Q. Okay. Is there anything else that you did to prepare for today that we haven’t talked about? A. I got up and got…
Oil, that is Q. By the way, you’re familiar with the technical term “Jed Clampett moment”? A. I read that in Mr. Smith’s deposition. I’m…
Where are you from? A. I did my undergraduate at Ohio State University followed by four years of medical school at Ohio State College of…
By Diana L. Netherton When I arrived on the judicial scene in London in 1992 as a young rookie court reporter, I had never formally…
Follow the money Q. And California Closet systems are specialized closet systems designed to fit a particular customer’s needs; isn’t that right? A. That’s…
One at a time Q. Now, on the big screen in the room, there is another column displayed. MS. JONES: And, Your Honor, just…
BEFORE YOU ASK… Q. Where did he have the surgery? A. The hospital on 13 Mile. What do you call it? You know how…
TIME FLIES Q. When was the date of that last visit with Dr. Beale? A. It would have been from January 2014, that time. Q.…
Days of wine and depositions Q. My question is just whether there was. A. I said I don’t recall. I’m starting to get too relaxed…
Abbreviations can be fun A. It’s more of just a feel issue. I know it sounds unscientific to say that, but that’s kind of what…
It’s all relative Q. So Shenika — your mother is sisters with Shenika’s mother? A. No, sir. Q. Your mother is brothers with Shenika’s dad.…
Attention! (After swearing the witness) THE WITNESS: Did I just get married? SMITH: No, but you swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and…
Unlicensed Q. Who was conducting hypnosis? A. I was. Q. Are you licensed to do hypnosis? A. There’s no such license. Q. How do you…
The Dude Q. Okay. Let me go ahead and do something with you I do with a lot of folks who make estimates like that.…